Strange Bedfellows

In one of the bigger WTF moments I've ever encountered, Lindsay Lohan was injured in an accident involving a broken teacup. Evidently, according to an article on cnn.com, she was just out of the shower, still wet and with lotion on (I'm about to lose my train of thought), and slipped while going up the stairs.

Ready for the WTF part? This is taken directly from the first line of the article:

Lindsay Lohan was treated at a London hospital last week after she cut her leg in an accident at Bryan Adams' home, according to published reports.

Wait for it... wait for it...

WHAT THE F#*$@ WAS LINDSAY LOHAN DOING SHOWERING AT BRYAN ADAMS' HOUSE????

This is just further proof that celebrities are insane and really only care about associating with other celebrities. I mean, come ON!! Bryan Adams?? The man who, without a hint of sarcasm, sang the line, "Tell me have you ever really, really really ever loved a woman."

(Funny story about that song, by the way. My friend Gary, probably largely due to boredom, and much to the chagrin of the residents of Utica, Mississippi, spent the better part of an entire Summer calling one of the local radio stations to request that song around the same time every afternoon.)