Please Don't Hook Em Horns

I will admit that this one presents quite a quandry. Have you heard of Cowboy Troy?

There's absolutely nothing redeeming about Cowboy Troy. Evidently, he's this black guy, he's basically a rapper, but he dresses up in the tight jeans, big hat, and immense belt buckle and calls himself a country singer (actually, he calls himself a "Hick Hop Country Rapper", even though he basically just raps with a drawl over steel guitar tracks. Anyway, the dude is abysmal, talent wise. He's not even a good rapper, which is probably the reason he doesn't call himself a rapper to begin with.

Anyway, he's got a song out called "Hook Em Horns", and yes, it's about the Longhorns. I went to check it out on iTunes yesterday, b/c I figured if it was even remotely amusing, it would be worth the 99 cents for the download, just for the novelty of it. So, I previewed it, and let me just tell you, it is horrible. It's the suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked. My favorite comment came from one of the customer reviews on iTunes, which said "This is the best thing to happen to Texas A&M in a really long time."

I didn't know if it was possible, but I have finally come across something out there that celebrates the Texas Longhorns that I want absolutely no part of. Screw you, Cowboy Troy!