The Best That Cable Has To Offer

I was watching TV earlier, and checking out what was coming on later tonight, and I came upon this as the description of Chris Rock: Never Scared, on one of the 37 HBO channels:

"The Emmy-winning comic brings his unique brand of edgy humor back to TV. He's expected to riff on sex, drugs, war, class and relationships. (2004) (Comedy)."

Expected to?? It says right there in the description that this show was from 2004. What kind of lazy bastards does Comcast Cable have working for them that they can't even provide a decent description for a show that's over a year old?? Its not like they're being asked to predict what's going to happen on next week's Headline News. It already happened!!

Up next, on ESPN Classic: A replay of the Detroit Pistons/Indiana Pacers game from November 2004. The teams are expected to play a game of basketball, and they will probably do so in a very sportsmanlike manner.