I Met Her in a Club Down in Old SoHo...

(listening to: Waltz #2, Elliott Smith)

A man named Samukeliso Sithole was recently sentenced to 3.5 years in a Zimbabwean prison for masquerading as a woman while competing in international sporting events. Check it out here.

Wow.

Evidently, his bruised ego just couldn't take not bringing home any medals in the men's tournaments, so he took the most logical step, in order to preserve his dignity: PRETEND TO BE A WOMAN.

Are we going to see a similar penalty imposed upon Tom Cruise for masquerading as someone who is sane??